The best fireworks offer you’ll ever see

Howdy folks!
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I guarantee this will be the weirdest offer you ever get from me. (I know the bar is low on that one, but please keep reading…)

Here’s the deal: my family has been in the fireworks industry for four generations. If you count my ancestry, we’ve been doing it for nearly 100 years.

We are running a special promotion – and a once-in-a-century type thing.

We have a bunch of inventory and are running a clearance sale like the universe has never seen before.

This is your chance to host the world’s most fantastic party at incredible prices. Open a fireworks store (check your local laws!). Celebrate the election. Blow sh*t up. I don’t care.

Amazingly, we’re pricing the fireworks so low that we’re paying you to take them. 🙂

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But, wait, Girdley, what’s the catch?

Well, fireworks are notoriously tricky to ship. We can’t just call UPS and say, “Please send these to X’s house.”

Instead, they have to go through a freight line like FedEx Ground or something similar. Shipping only works if people buy in bulk—and that means by the case.

So, there’s a $3,000 minimum spend per order. That’s roughly 20-30 cases of fireworks on a big pallet. It’d be something like this when it shows up:

At retail, that’s $12k to $15k or more.

Lastly, we can only ship to certain states where fireworks are legal. Under this promotion, we can’t sell to anyone in Texas.

We’re pricing these aggressively, with volume discounts on top if you buy more:

Buy $15K, take 10% off ($1,500)
Buy $30K, take 15% off ($4,500)
Buy $60K, take 20% off ($12,000)

Interested? Email ty@girdley.com, and I’ll connect you with the Alamo team.

Michael

P.S. You can check out the stuff (and see demo videos!) on the Alamo Fireworks website.